Dear Editor,

The following is my list for the best of 2011:

Best new restaurant: The Palms (opposite Rancho)

Best bartender: Annique (Toppers)

Best happy hour: my porch

Best breakfast spot: my porch

Best place for lunch: my porch

Best place for dinner: Three Palms

Best supermarket: Market Garden

Best beach bar: La Bamba

Best health store: Antillean Liquors

Best excursion: to Heaven

Best real estate company: government (members give each other for free people's land)

Best adult entertainment: Tanny and the Boys

Best perfume: The Dump

Best pharmacy: Antillean Liquors

Best shoarma: Jerusalem

Best bank: The Piggy Bank

Best casino: Government (30 per cent chance politicians will do what you asked for)

Best electricity supplier: Elektra

Best local band: Orange Grove and Latin Sugar

Best singer: Betty Nisbeth and Claudia

Best politician: Cornelius De Weever

Best dancing: La Bamba on the beach!

Best woman: My wife

Best children: Laura and Nina

Best dogs: Dushi and Koko, my two lesbian dogs.

Best Adviser:

Gerard Bijnsdorp, UNPAID!